Hi and I'm

I'm your host for the podcast

where you tell me and then I tell the world

all the stories that make you say what the fuck was I thinking and this

week's a good one and I think I'm going to get a lot more of these at

W W W I T-P-P-P-P-A-G-M. That's W-W-I-T-P-P-M. This week we have a text from an X which goes both ways. I've gotten and my craziest ones aren't even

X's mine are like you know one night stands or or hookups that went a little bit awry but my

favorite ones are I what I like to do is I like to look at old phones and This might not work anymore. Back in like the

flip phone days I like to pick up an old phone and go through all the texts

because I know it's surprising but a little old Lee with the girls was not too smooth

back in the day or really any day for that matter but I just some cringy terrible

Just like I'm embarrassed that those words came out of my fingertips and I

apologize they they are let's just say little Lee was trying a little too hard

but this week we have the opposite of that. We have one, and I'm going to withhold the names to protect the innocent, but we have a female who's receiving a text from a man. I don't want to assume any genders, but we have a female who's receiving a text from a male who, from what I've been told, has been out of her life for many years when they were in her life, not a great time,

not like a mutual breakup sort of thing, like just the time didn't work out it wasn't

sort of like that

i'm gonna go through the message then we'll break it down

this this is a good one stick with me so it starts off with

t for what and he it's going to take me a little bit of time

to read it because let's just say spelling wasn't what this person was working on during their time apart.

T for what was worth, I just want you know I'm so sorry for what I put you through. I was so stupid and selfish and during that time

you were the only person that actually care and help me to be love but I was too blind to see it.

...