HYSTERIA 51: THE PODCAST: THE MOVIE: THE SEQUEL | 189
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2020
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Remember that time we stormed Area 51 and Conspiracy Bot somehow got us involved in a Reptilian scheme to take over the world? (episode 155 for those of you playing at home)
This is like that…only different…with more Hollow Earth…and Kyle…and Zork?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You better just listen for yourself.
Written by Michael Paul Gonzalez (MichaelPaulGonzalez.com / @monkeywright)In association with Radio Lost Angeles and ForthHand ProductionsProduced by Michael Paul Gonzalez and Brent HandStarring:Brent Hand – HimselfJohn Goforth – HimselfLisa Hand - HerselfConspiracy Bot – Unfortunately, HimselfKyle – Annoyingly HimselfAleksandra Bieńkowska – DeckerTim Longhurst – British Announcer GuyMichael Paul Gonzalez - HimselfEvil John Goforth - Not HimselfMusic:Music provided by No Copyright Music: https://www.youtube.com/c/royaltyfreezoneMusic used: Dragon War by Makai Symphony https://soundcloud.com/makai-symphony/dragon-warorchestral-battle-musicLicensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Sound Effects:Sound Effects obtained via Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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| 0:00.0 | They say I'm disturbed. |
| 0:02.0 | From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
| 0:05.0 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
| 0:07.0 | And now for something completely different. |
| 0:10.0 | This is fantastic. Sunny skies. |
| 0:14.0 | A light breeze. |
| 0:16.0 | No meat sacks. |
| 0:20.0 | Seebot, hey, you're back in the house. |
| 0:22.8 | I'm doing science. |
| 0:24.0 | I told you that you could come upstairs to help with sandwiches. |
| 0:26.6 | You got to play with knives, isn't that enough? |
| 0:28.8 | Is anybody bleeding? |
| 0:29.9 | No. |
| 0:30.4 | Then it wasn't enough. |
| 0:31.4 | Are you flying a kite? |
| 0:33.0 | You're not supposed to be outside. |
| 0:34.0 | Look, I promised the neighbors after that incident with your binoculars. |
| 0:37.0 | She said she wouldn't press charges as long as you stayed inside. |
| 0:41.0 | I wasn't peeping in on her. |
| 0:42.0 | Just her sweet, sweet data. You should see the way |
| 0:45.9 | her router works a string of code. I'd like to... That's enough. What are you doing anyway? |
| 0:50.7 | I'll tell you when I'm done. Get me a sandwich. |
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