HYPOCRITE
No Fun with Jen Kirkman
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4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2020
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Jen talks about being a Covid-19 hypocrite and going to get a haircut, drawing a line that you can go to Mars or have a kid but you can’t do both, a listener email about irrational fears, and how Geoffrey Owens got the last laugh because now it’s heroic to work at a grocery store.
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| 0:00.0 | Miss Fit toys |
| 0:30.0 | No fun the Jenn Kirkman podcast episode 353. Hi everybody. What is this? I'm Jen Kirkman. I'm a comedian |
| 0:43.4 | I've got two comedy specials on Netflix streaming now. I'm in a diolo and I feel fine and just keep living |
| 0:49.2 | But this is not that this is not stand-up comedy |
| 0:51.6 | This is where I go to talk and be honest and talk about my life and what's going on in the world sometimes and what's going on in my head |
| 0:58.3 | It is sometimes serious sometimes funny always earnest. I think you know what a podcast is by now |
| 1:03.6 | But I'm gonna be honest sometimes people go and I think this is funny |
| 1:06.6 | Well, do you think the Joe Rogan podcast is funny? He's interviewing conspiracy theorists |
| 1:11.2 | You know what I mean? It's a podcast is to show the other side of yourself and enough fucking getting up women's asses |
| 1:17.3 | About what they should and shouldn't be doing with their voice. Oh my god. Is this the introduction? I guess that's the moot |
| 1:22.9 | I'm in today |
| 1:25.9 | Holy moly, okay |
| 1:29.7 | You can also find my two books anywhere you buy books |
| 1:32.4 | I could barely take care of myself and I know what I'm doing and other lies. I tell myself |
| 1:36.4 | Audio versions also exist but again, this isn't a book either. This is where I show another side of myself be myself |
| 1:42.3 | No matter what self that is at any given week nothing is scripted. It's not joke per minute |
| 1:47.6 | It's like a long weekly |
| 1:50.3 | monologue or a very long voicemail that you would leave a friend |
| 1:53.4 | But there's that voice smell that goes on for an hour |
| 1:56.1 | Anyway, thanks for being here. This is normally the part of the show where I announce my tour dates |
| 2:00.6 | But y'all there's no tour because there's COVID my I probably won't be on tour in 2021 either |
| 2:07.1 | So I highly recommend anyone listening to this out in free land to please join my patreon |
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