Hypnotist Arouses Me
Lightweights Podcast
Joe Vulpis
4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2021
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Spitting on my car, losing $1,000 in bowling, lying to Costco, what do you want to do with your body when you're done with it, and seeing a hypnotist.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up guys, welcome back to the light weight. My name is Ilya. That's Joe |
| 0:03.1 | This is the first episode that I'm not wearing my hat. You're also dressed like Freddy Krueger |
| 0:07.5 | Which I appreciate 80 slash your horror. So let's give it up for ill. Thank you. Thank you. What's the deal? |
| 0:13.7 | Well, we have a birthday dinner tonight. It's not as birthday my ex-girlfriend |
| 0:17.8 | Never dated well. Let's clarify that right now. You guys never dated. Oh, I mean in your mind |
| 0:23.3 | No, you never did in my mind. I mean, I'm also a delusional |
| 0:26.2 | But in my mind, we dated for like three months. That's totally fair. You imagine I fill people that |
| 0:31.7 | Natalie. Yeah, what are having her? I don't think we broke up |
| 0:36.5 | You do you really have a crush on her? No, not she's coming on our podcasts. Oh my god. She's coming tomorrow |
| 0:42.5 | Yeah, are you nervous to talk to her? No, I'm actually so excited. I'm gonna pack. I just get a fucking crush |
| 0:47.9 | I'm gonna ask if she had a crush on me when we first met. I think she did all right slow down. God boy. I do think |
| 0:52.7 | Do you really? Yeah. Oh, wow. That's crazy. Yeah, well real quick |
| 0:56.7 | I just want to give a huge shout out to everyone who's rating us a five star on Apple podcasts |
| 1:00.2 | You guys are sick also we have a video podcast up |
| 1:03.3 | We have clips on YouTube and we have a full video podcast on YouTube as well two separate channels |
| 1:09.3 | Just typing lightweight podcasts and you can watch anything you want over there. Shout out to Carla |
| 1:14.0 | Don't ask why I just put it in no, I'm cutting that out actually fun shout out to Guillermo |
| 1:18.6 | Who the fuck is a Guillermo who's Carla? |
| 1:20.4 | I'm Carla's this girl that |
| 1:22.4 | I'm trying to hook up. No, no, no, she's |
| 1:25.3 | She's saying that and she says sometimes when you talk I just hear that all right. I'll come down. What's up? |
| 1:30.8 | DM me she said that she's the one that pointed out my phone number in the |
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