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Wait, you've heard the word bed rot, right? Bed rot, couch rot? Yeah. There's, what is... Oh, rotting. Like, you're just sitting there like, oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that's for TV. I thought bone rot is like scrolling, like Zoom scrolling.

Oh, no, I said phone, but rotting is just like sitting there doing nothing. To me that's scrolling.

Right, right.

Because TV to me, and I think all of you listening would agree. Rodding watching TV all day is not as unproductive as rotting and watching a screen on a phone. It's very hard for me to watch TV now without even like growing through my phone at the same time and my laptop. I got everything, all the screens going. I'm the same way too. I'm the same way too. Isn't that crazy? I have to like keep rewinding the same thing that I miss Just to miss it again because I'm on my phone Wow I just did that and I was like this is sick I remember when I was a kid a friend of mine took me to his His parents place and then his dad was in his office He showed me his office and his dad had like five TV screens I go what does he have all these

like computer screens sorry computer screens like oh he's a day trader stockbroker and I was thinking like

wow I do the same thing now but I'm not making any screens this that that I'm just like making

no money wasting time spending money last summer I started reading in June when I was on a plane.

The first book that got me back into reading is called The Perfect Marriage by Jenna Rose, I think.

It was so good that I was so obsessed with reading it.

My boyfriend, I missed a dinner reservation he made, and he was like, yo, I didn't even tell you to get up because I'd never seen you like this.

And I was crying, and I was like, I haven't touched my phone in hours. And I was like, I've, I've wanted to feel this for a long time. And I read 17 books from June to December. But they're all kind of like shitty, cheesy, like murder mystery. But I realize at least it gets me off of this thing. Yeah. I need to read more. I need to be a better person. I'm becoming a, I'm getting worse. What's wrong with you? Today was like, before this podcast today, my wife said, oh, the clean lady's coming at one. Can you get some supplies at Target? Okay, cool. Went to one place Target. Didn't have the one thing I wanted.

Went to a hardware store, my neighbor. Now listen,

maybe I'm getting cynical, maybe I'm getting old. I know what it is.

Maybe I'm a big city guy. But I can't handle small talk with employees.

You can't? Bro. Like, not me. I don't mind. When people do it in front of me. This woman was like, I have to go to this podcast. I can't be late. So I have like a cleaning product in my hand. Clock's ticking. I got to drop it off and then drop it off and then get in the car, go to the pot. This woman ahead of me, it is like, hey, how are you? To the cashier. Good, how are you? Good, good, good, good. Hey. Now, that's a nice photo on her phone with her dog. Yeah. Lost them three months ago. Bro, this is what they did. Come here. You're the cashier.

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