Sir Sammon Knights of the Fishes, Ely P, Harold D, MORV, Onelousypetunia, Malik W, Runksmash, Sir JC Knight of the Technosquatch, Benjamin S, James M, Jonathan F, Veronica D, Gail M, Jackie U, Sir Casey the Shield Knight, Sir Scott Knight of Truth, Sir James knight and servant of the Lion of Judah

AUDIO PRODUCTION (Jingles, Iso, Music):

Psalm40

ART PRODUCTION (Drawing, Painting, Graphics):

Dame Allie of the Skillet Nation, Sir Dove Knight of Rusbeltia

CONTENT PRODUCTION (Microfiction etc.):

Runksmash: As the husky and hairy Runksmash dons his robes for his second inauguration as an Illuminated Lizard Master Shill he is unaware what I, Technically Anonymous, have laying in wait for him. The simple fool steps into my snare. It's truly a Great Reset!

The Sentinel: Basil stares at the old box. "It is for you, open" Skate-sei Gonz says in a caring way. Basil's hand wipes off a layer of dust, revealing a symbol of winged roller blades treading on a serpent. He opens the box slowly. Inside he sees an old pair of glossy white "JOSHUA'S" roller blades. The golden lacing and wheels catch the light and shimmer brightly. Basil's heart leaps from his chest, he knows only 144 pairs had ever been made of this specific kind. He begins to cry softly, "Thank you… Skate-sei." "Let the training continue." Skate-sei Gonz replies.

CLIP PRODUCER

Emsworth, FaeLivrin, Epsilon

Timestamps:

Mondays: Jackie U

Wednesdays: Jade Bouncerson

Fridays: Christine C

Social Media:

Twitter

@TylerSears2

@Zanrkend

@TheLightInThis1

Instagram

@samsonruby

@2fishes_art

ADDITIONAL STORIES:

Madison Cawthorne video of "thrusting" questions future (DailyMail)

Chinese super drones chase humans in packs (The Sun)

Durham dismissal of Clinton corruption is comical (Tweet)

Narcan, must have for going out (Wired)

Spirit rejects JetBlue $33 per share offer (Reuters)

North Korea launches ballistic missiles from submarines (Space)

Seattle museum allows NFTs to be on display

Hillary Clinton says 2024 is about the rise of authoritarianism (Blaze)

Genetically Modified Pig Heart transplant patient dies from animal virus (BreezyScroll)

Remote learning widened racial, economic achievement gap (Harvard)

…more Great Reset

Nigeria's top telecom companies are getting banking licenses (Quartz)

St. Louis aggressively pursuing Afghan refugees to boost population (ABC)

HL → South Korea breaks with China, hunts tungsten treasure (Reuters)

HL → Saudi Arabia invests millions into Israeli tech via Jared Kushner's new fund (Times of Israel)

…more Flippy

AI startup Waabi advances in race to commercialize robot trucks (Forbes/MSN)

Robot painted my nails at Target for $10, weird future (CNN)

Life-like child robot helps dentists in Japan (KVUE)

Transcript

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0:00.0	Am I dead? Have I died, Gonzo?
0:02.8	Am I in some sort of reverse bizarro hell realm where the New York Times and Ezra Klein is saying that Donald Trump was right about China.
0:14.8	China!
0:16.3	The world is getting crazier.
0:18.7	People are acting more and more insane.
0:20.8	The end of the world is tomorrow.
0:22.4	Tomorrow.
0:24.0	There's only one thing to do when the world is falling apart.
0:27.4	Listen to Basil and Goncers, they discussed this week's news and events through the lens of Bible prophecy.
0:33.2	You are listening to Canary Cry News Talk.
0:37.7	You're listening to Canary Crying News Talk. We are listening to Canary Cry News Talk. You're listening to Canary Cry News Talk.
0:41.1	We are live to tape today, which is May 9th, 2022.
0:47.8	This is episode 482.
0:50.5	And today, hybrid extremism.
0:55.3	And razzle-dazzle, I am your best buddy Basil.
0:58.6	And my name is Gons, your favorite Asian provocateur for Christ,
1:02.7	aka the Cabana Boy, getting a nice tan out over the weekend.
1:06.4	Here to serve you, a podcast that brings you the best news,
1:09.4	which is the gospel message of jesus
1:11.0	while reporting the egregious with a well-rounded biblically grounded take on world events
1:14.4	hope everyone had a fantastic mother's day weekend gonz there's trouble and trouble in little
1:20.7	cabana cabana boy uh seems to be muted on the live stream what that's what i'm seeing
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