Welcome to bedtime stories for grown-ups, in which nothing much happens.

You feel good, and then you fall asleep.

I'm Katherine Nicolai.

I write and read all the stories you hear on nothing much happens, with audio engineering

by Bob Witter-Shine.

Do you sometimes wonder what the village of nothing much looks like?

Well, if you'd like to take a peek, you can follow us on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter,

where I often post pictures that I swear could be taken outside the bakery, or on the

innkeeper's back porch.

Or in Marmalade and Crums' favorite spot in front of the fireplace.

You can hear ad-free and bonus episodes of our show at nothingmuchappens.com.

Now I have a story to tell you, and it's meant to simply be a soft landing spot for your

mind.

A way to re-route your thoughts away from the day, and toward a place that feels safe,

and calm and enjoyable.

Let me remind you, you deserve to feel good.

If your self-care plan doesn't include enjoyment and pleasure, you're missing something fundamental.

I'll read the story twice, and I'll go a little slower the second time through.

Just follow along with the sound of my voice, and before you know it.

Probably before I'm more than a couple minutes in.

You will be deeply asleep.

If you wake in the middle of the night, think back through any of the details of the

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