Husband ruins a wedding by offering to tip the bartender with his vape pen, sending him

to the hospital.

Here's what happened.

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Yeah, so this screw up happened the summer before COVID, but I think that statute of

limitations are up so I can tell this story.

My wife and I went to her colleague's wedding.

I'm not a huge drinker and I didn't really know anyone.

So my plan was to grab a cold refreshing beverage, find somewhere to post up, and just

nurse it while I got really stoned at some people watching, which leads me to my vape

pen.

On the way to the wedding, I stopped at a dispensary and picked up a reusable vape pen thing.

I'm a pretty traditional smoker.

I go to the place and buy an eighth and smoke it over the course of the next month or two.

I never had a pen before.

I was just like, I'm going to a wedding and want something that won't make me sleepier

mentally handicapped.

And the young woman at the counter handed me this thing.

As my wife was driving us over, I tried it out.

I also don't smoke very much at one time and have a hard time with anything harsh.

When I do smoke these things, they hit way too hard and I cough like crazy and hate myself.

So I took a very small puff, noticed it hit really hard and thought, well, that's because

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