Greetings, you dirty customers. Welcome to the Blind Buy Podcast.

I'm gonna start this week's podcast by reading out a poem that has been very kindly donated

by Hollywood actor Jeremy Renner.

This poem is called Tennis.

I've been kicked out of Portugal for fondling the poppers, bobbles, dragged from the gallows

for a terabyte of bent over Philadelphia internet, but I've audited my galashes for the Sheen

Accountants. Lay bare my heart for the paisley bay lift.

That was tennis by Hollywood actor Jeremy Renner. Thank you Jeremy. I liked you in

the heart locker. Yeah, that film that won all the Oscars

because of the war in Afghanistan and not because the film was good. You can't.

So we're on episode 27, are we? I want to say 27. Pretty sure it's episode 27. That's 27 weeks

of podcast hugs for ye bastards. And it's been a very gentle 27 weeks or enjoyed it.

I'm talking like the podcast is going to end. The podcast is not going to end. It's going to

continue indefinitely. I've no intentions to stop on the podcast. I can't wait to see it flourish.

And it's coming up to summer now. So it's going to start growing flowers.

That's what I want to flowery summery podcast. If this is your first week joining the Blind Buy

Podcast, please go back to the very start. Okay, because I don't want to have to

pepper this podcast with too much exposition. Do you know? Just go back to the start. Get familiar

with it. Get to learn its fears, its intentions. You need to watch this podcast put its socks on

in the morning. You can't do that by starting on podcast number 27, please. God bless.

I was reading about a very bizarre breed of pig. It's called a Danish protest pig.

And it's an incredibly rare breed of domestic pig. And it's the only animal I can think of.

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