4.6 • 775 Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2024
⏱️ 103 minutes
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0:00.0 | So what's your deal with Snapple? |
0:01.3 | Why are you upset with Snapple? |
0:02.7 | Okay. |
0:03.1 | So first off, I am a fan of the Snapple raspberry iced tea. |
0:10.7 | And that is a drink that none of the stores around here. |
0:14.7 | Okay. |
0:15.6 | And so that irks me because it's, it is the greatest of all the flavors. |
0:21.6 | But I decided to branch out and I was like, you know what? |
0:25.0 | Fuck it. |
0:25.6 | I'll try the peach tea. |
0:27.3 | So I started drinking the peach tea and then realized that it's, it's like a cheeseburger |
0:33.6 | in a, in a bottle. |
0:35.0 | Like it's, the calorie count is really high uh and because it's so |
0:40.2 | delicious not as good as the raspberry but it's it'll do uh i wanted to get the diet snapple uh because |
0:49.2 | it's only five calories and uh if i'm going to drink it like it's coffee, in other words, nonstop, then I don't need that many calories. |
0:58.5 | Yeah. Added calories in my day. So I've been getting the diet Snapple. Well, guess what? Now Snapple's like, you know what? You can't have things you love, Spencer. Wow. No diet Snapple. So I had to go back and buy. |
1:11.0 | Is that just at the store or is like Snapple officially being like, no? |
1:16.6 | Maybe Snapple's like, no, but every goddamn store I've gone to lately, I'm like, |
1:21.2 | oh, what have we got Lipton tea? |
1:23.1 | Oh, gross. |
1:23.6 | Fuck you, Lipton. |
1:24.7 | Yeah. |
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