All right and

All right

Welcome into the disappointing edition of the hurry up.

LSU LSU Lusers 2419, but we're here. We're here. LSC loses 2419.

But we're here. We're here. We're not going anywhere. We're not... Trust me. I wanted to. I wanted to just go home and go to bed. It's 12.30 right now, which is, to be fair, Hester, earlier than I expected to be recording this thing. But I wanted to go home. I wanted to get in bed. I wanted to pretend like this game never happened, but that's not an option.

We have a very dedicated listenership, and so we're going to give you guys the breakdown you deserve and take a closer look at this game. Some of you actually want to, I guess, hear that. I don't know how much I want to talk about it, but talk about it we shall. LSU loses 2419 at Auburn, against Auburn, at home, and falls to three and two on the season. And we were talking about this a little bit before, Hester. I think what we'll do is just, we'll take it number by number. I know that I've come in with a different game plan every week for the hurry up.

At some point, I'll probably settle on something.

We'll figure out our identity as a podcast.

But we're just going to go number by number.

And so I want to start with you.

Tell me the number that tells the story of this game to you and go from there.

So for me, it's the rushing attempts and the rushing total.

I mean, it just is.

When you can't run the football and you only run it, what, 20 times, I think it was,

if you take some of the maxes like scrambles out.

Yeah.

And you run it, you know, 20-something yards. You just just, 29 rushing yards on the game. You're just, you're not going to, you're not going to win a lot. And you're certainly not going to, you know, have success offensively like you want to in this league. You don't have to be a team that, you know, runs a ball 50 times like we used to see, but you just have to have

the threat of it, right? And if you don't threaten a team with it, and even if you're not

being successful, but you're on first down, you're like, hey, we're going to be committed

to this deal. We're going to try to get to second and six. Okay. It's not where you want to

be, but if you can get second and six, you feel pretty good about it. And there was a couple times Cody in it, and then you probably noticed it too, there was one down defensive lineman. And you had some other guys walking around, but mostly dropping into coverage because they knew what it was. And you became, you know, one-dimensional. So for me, that's just the stat. It's the rushing attempts. It's the rushing yards. Week after week after week, after week. It's really been the theme. I mean, what is, you know, one-point-something yards per carry? We talked about there's only been one game this year where you've had over one yard before contact like only one game and you don't

want one it's not like one's like the the bar right you i mean you want to be in the three and a half

...