Good morning, good morning everybody. Happy Monday, August the 21st. How are you doing?

And how was that coffee tasting on this fine Monday morning?

Folks, how's the weekend? The long weekend, we weren't here on Friday.

Dave, how's the long weekend? Yeah, it was all right, you know, put one foot in front

of the other, got through it. Did you mow your yard? No, I did that. Might have been

last week, actually, but finally, motor for the first time since July 3rd. And I remember

that because we mowed because July 4th, everyone comes by the house, you know, and fourth

of July, so you're like, I got a mow it. And I didn't even have to. So I didn't have

to mow it this time, either, but I was hoping, cut the top, the grass off. So when it rains,

it can lush up the grass, get a little greener, grow faster, or like a fricking drawder

on here. But anyways, how was everyone else's weekend? Jumbo your yards. Did you get out

and enjoy the weekend, the sun, re-over in hurricane Hillary, tropical storm, now, I guess.

Chris, Jeff, Tiffany and Jared is all your birthdays this weekend. Did you guys celebrate?

Today, we have nose-ed birthdays. Jump right in. We have a lot to go over, by the way.

We got a, since we were not here on Friday, we're going to cover the trending headlines

from Friday, on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Lots of stuff going on in the world, folks.

So we're going to jump right into it and get to get in today's national holidays. We

got four of them. Today is the International Day of Remembrance and Tributes to the

Victims of Terrorism. Brazilian Blowout Day. Apparently, that's a hair style or something.

National Senior Citizens Day. And National Spumoni Day. The hell? It's apparently ice cream.

You know what the hell that is? Spumoni? Never had it. It does look just like ice cream like

frozen yogurt, frozen custard, frozen fricking ice cream, dude. It's all the same to me.

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