Well, the answer is, J. Cugar, epic politics man, why don't you go shores here today?

And the stories are not exactly political, but they lead the politics since it involves

the leading presidential candidate, unfortunately.

Yeah.

Very political.

Yeah.

So disastrous poll numbers on Trump, that's not even in the show, but I'll sprinkle it

in.

But even worse ones for Biden.

So all right, fun for everybody.

We have a missing submarine.

We will get to that.

And Apple has decided to sue everyone who makes apples.

Or Johnny Apple seed.

That's right.

So that's later on the program.

But now we bring you the most important villain in politics, Hunter Biden.

That's right.

The hunt head.

Yeah, Hunter Biden finally reached a plea deal with the Justice Department.

And this is exactly the kind of divisive political story you'd expect to get here.

After a year's long investigation into crimes, he was charged with two counts of willfully

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