Hunter Biden Pleads Biden And Avoids Jail Time

The Babylon Bee

Seth Dillon

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Satire, Faith, News, Babylonbee, Comedy

4.4 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Adam and Travis are joined this week by comic Bryan Torresdey to talk about comedy and his new web series MIGRANTS. The term ‘cisgender’ is a slur now on Twitter, Hunter Biden avoided seeing any jail time this week, and OceanGate lost their submersible tourist vessel at the Titanic, losing 5 people. Bryan Torresdey talks about his comedy influences and favorite stand-up comedians and then the Bee reads the week’s glorious hate mail about its brand new patriotic shirt for some reason!

Keep up with Bryan Torresdey’s comedy at http://instagram.com/btdjokes

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0:00.0	What up my cis genders?
0:03.5	Yeah, you can't say that. It's our word.
0:06.5	Comedian Brian Torres is here to talk about migrants, the show, not some people he knows.
0:11.8	Hunter Biden avoided jail time with this one neat trick.
0:16.1	Turn in to find out.
0:17.3	Ocean Gate lost a submersible vessel that takes tourists to the Titanic.
0:21.1	And that's just really sad.
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