Hundred Proof Star Trek (S5E12)

The Greatest Generation

Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC

Voyager, Tng, Tv Reviews, Review, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek The Next Generation, Star Trek, Comedy, Tv & Film, Ds9

4.9 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2017

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

When some aliens with very upsetting temple loaf hitch a ride, Troi wakes up in a coma after one of them forces himself inside her mind. Unaware of the crime or its gravity, the crew tries to figure out what’s causing senior staff to slip into comas one by one. Is Riker really a horrible person? Did Marina Sirtis really punch that guy? It’s the episode that is almost impossible to make jokes about.

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0:00.0	We've got a tour, Adam!
0:03.3	Oh, that's right, Ben. Star Trek V isn't going to tour itself.
0:07.1	It's not a dream.
0:08.4	The greatest generation is strapping on our rocket boots and heading back out on the road
0:13.2	to review Star Trek V, the final frontier, and roast it like it's a marshmallow.
0:18.6	It's a film co-written and fully directed by William Schatner about boldly going to the
0:24.6	center of the galaxy to shoot photon torpedoes at God.
0:28.7	So free your mind, share your pain, and get your tickets at GreatestGenTour.com.
0:34.0	GreatestGenTour.com!
0:35.6	Tickets are on sale now.
0:37.4	Hey, everybody.
0:38.7	This has been, and before we start the show today, I just want to give Advanced Warning.
0:43.8	This is a pretty tough episode about Star Trek the next generation that we're talking
0:48.4	about in this episode.
0:50.5	There is a sexual assault that is depicted more or less graphically on screen in the episode
0:59.2	we discuss.
1:00.2	So, I just want anybody who has particular sensitivities around that to know that going
1:07.0	in and with that.
1:08.8	I guess we'll get on with the show and see how we do with probably the hardest episode
1:15.0	we've ever had to try to make jokes about.
1:18.3	Cheers to the finest crew in Starfleet.
1:21.9	Engage!
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