when you hold a girl's hand for her during the Our Father

and you let her go in front of you in the communion line.

Oof, oh gosh.

That's a powerful relatable tweet.

That is a big flex.

That's how I got to the top of Catholic Twitter baby. Welcome to The Crunch. It is your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

So, Pat, I had the Herculean task the other day of explaining how I got 6,000 followers on Twitter.

At this point, at this point, it's just embarrassing. Like, when I, when I was in high school,

I would kind of like mention it to people and like open the Twitter account and they'd be like,

you don't know the classic move that I pull. Oh, no.

Is we'll be talking about Twitter and I'll say, hey, you should follow me.

And then it'll be like, oh, wow, okay, cool.

What's your handle?

What's your at?

And I'll say at Rapossal.

And then I'll just kind of look and wait to see if they react to the follower number.

Oh, man.

It's so lame, dude.

Because I just, it's an eager anticipation of like,

are they going to notice that it's in the quadruple digits?

Are they just going to pretend like they didn't see anything?

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