Good evening, General listener and welcome to Distractable, a with-elf production with your hosts,

Warlike Wade, Malefic Mark and Barb Dallock Bob.

This week, the Rebel Wack on tours pull back to curtain on the hidden horrors in your own homes.

Yes, it's time for humanity is bad.

Please prepare for the augmentation of thy free floating guilt and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome once again to Distractable.

I will be your host for today. My name is Bob and as always, I am joined by my co-hosts.

I know you know I'm mean by my competitors. Well, I will be lording over.

Mark and Wade, hello. What's up y'all? Oh, not much. I'm good.

You there right? Okay, good. Oh, yeah. If you don't know by now, it doesn't really matter,

but I'll tell you how this works. This is a podcast where we talk about anything we want.

The host is technically in charge of what we talk about and for some reason, there's points.

To this day, I have not figured out what the system for the point is.

It's arbitrary, meaningless. What's that? What's that? What's that thing Drew Carey always said?

Show where the points are made up and no show don't matter. Everything's made up and the points don't matter.

Oh, yeah, that's the one. That's this. We are the whose lines in any way of podcasts, except it's not necessarily funny,

but maybe it's funny. It's better.

Mm-hmm.

God, you're really selling this podcast here. Hey, they're already listening.

Uh-uh. Um, what do we usually do next? Small talk.

Right. Small talk. Look at the script here.

I don't know what it's like to be a human, so I'm trying to make sure I include all of the

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