Human Taco (A Lost Pod)

Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Discovered in the back of a moderately-sized closet, this near-forgotten episode, Human Taco, hails from The Dark Period (about a year ago). This lost pod has never been heard before, and takes us back to a time when we didn't know the difference between purex and purell. A simpler time of toilet paper shortages and visions of thunderdomes. Take a step back into the dark period with "Human Taco," an all-new old episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, friends.
0:02.7	People often ask me if there really are lost pods.
0:05.8	If there are episodes out there in the solar system that have never been even released yet,
0:12.2	and yes, indeed, there are lost pods.
0:16.3	In fact, I've just discovered one of these audio treasures nestled under a laundry basket
0:23.0	in my house.
0:24.0	Now, how many lost pods are there?
0:26.4	It's hard to say.
0:27.4	I believe at this point, there could be hundreds, even thousands.
0:30.6	I mean, I live with a hoarder.
0:33.2	Who knows what lies beneath?
0:34.9	I mean, I've located just one, but I assume there's many, many more out there.
0:40.6	Now, I had planned to find and release some of these lost pods in a box set.
0:46.2	We were going to release after we jump off the billboard.
0:49.8	It's really not a box set.
0:52.0	It's really more of a rhombus-shaped set, but that's neither here nor there.
0:57.3	Anyway, I found this one just in time, because as some of you know, I've been back home helping
1:03.6	my family with some medical issues the last month.
1:07.0	So we've been unable to record new episodes lately.
1:10.7	So finding this lost episode was very fortuitous.
1:14.9	And it's from the dark period when we were quarantining.
1:18.6	Remember that crazy time?
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