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Mega

Human Prop Bag with Andrew Farmer

Mega

Greg Hess

Comedy, Improv

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2023

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Mandy Palmer returns with a Werther's in her throat. Andrew Farmer: @thatsajellyfish 👉 Get all show info and ad free + bonus content HERE. Instagram: @MegaThePodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:05.2

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0:09.8

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0:11.5

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0:14.8

Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

0:19.4

We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

0:34.6

Well, just like Jesus is the star of the show in the gospel, our guest today has starred in many incredible roles, and we're so happy to have her back on the program.

0:46.1

Mandy Balmer, how you feeling today, my friend?

0:49.1

I'm just tickled pink to be back here with the two of you young people. What a thrill. Mandy, it is wonderful

0:56.2

to see you as well. And one thing that I am just so excited about is that you're alive still,

1:02.8

because you are one of the oldest, you might be the oldest member at Twin Hills. And it was a few years

1:09.2

since we've had you on. What is that? How old? By 14 months, I just,

1:14.5

I just outlasted Estelle. She passed on March of last year. Oh, I'm sorry for your loss.

1:21.2

Oh, no, it's all. We weren't terribly close. We just sat next to each other. But I'm thrilled to be

1:26.3

back and I, you know, I've made it this long.

1:29.7

The past few years have been difficult.

1:32.2

As you know, I did suffer from Appalachian dry throat, which doctors think I got from,

1:39.2

they suspect mouse droppings on my pill dispass.

1:41.5

Oh.

1:42.4

And as a matter of fact, they said I was dead for four minutes.

1:46.7

Oh, no. Oh, really? Which, you know, it sounds that anytime I get something like this

1:53.8

happened to me, I always look for the blessing. And in this case, I've had a very eventful few years since. I'm back in the movies, which has been a real pleasure. And I'm just happy to be back here because I've lived such a wild lifestyle the past few years. It's good to be back with the people I love.

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