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HUMAN DOG: Please stop putting your puppies in storage compartments

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4.8603 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2018

⏱️ 47 minutes

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We like our coffee strong and our dogs alive. DJ is wearing makeup, turning 30 and thinking of wedding hashtags. Pete watches a lot of TV while on vacation. Lena Waithe's meteoric rise isn't stopping anytime soon. The writer of 'Paddington 2' has become a fan of ours. 

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0:00.0

and like and they give you like the warnings that like be careful when you open up the overhead compartments after a flight things could jostle around in there it's like well so am i going to stick my fucking live human dog in there live human dog that's the name of the episode.

0:21.4

Hit it, boys.

0:40.6

Big time, would you big time, would you rather to kick off this Friday?

0:43.1

Okay, it's a coffee scenario.

0:50.5

Would you rather order coffee and some, and the, them give you the wrong order?

0:58.9

Or would you rather have weak French press coffee?

1:04.6

I'd rather get the wrong order because there's nothing worse than weak-ass coffee.

1:12.1

Exactly. That's the thing. I've become a French press guy and I made a little French press coffee this morning.

1:20.2

And for the second time my life, I've had now weak, not brewed long enough French press coffee.

1:22.2

And that is the fucking worst.

1:27.2

And the second it fucking hits your lips, you're like, oh's i'm getting nothing out of this yeah i'd rather

1:27.8

get like the coffee that i didn't want and like wasn't expecting but it's strong and like still has

1:34.6

flavor rather than the coffee that i wanted but it just like watered down garbage right because really

1:40.8

as long as there's not an allergy involved i don't't think you'd be happy with a coffee, right?

1:46.5

Like, I've actually gotten into other, I've gone on certain coffee kicks based on getting the wrong order.

1:52.6

There's this, on the way to, where the Bruins used to practice, there's this run of Dunkin Donuts on this main road in Wilmington, Massachusetts. It's like, there's got to be 16 Dunkin' Donuts on this main road in Wilmington, Massachusetts. It's like,

2:02.6

there's got to be 16 Dunkin' Donuts all drive-through. So just whenever you want a Dunkin' Donuts

2:10.4

on that ride, you can get it. And the first one is the worst one. The first one is terrible.

2:16.2

All the other ones are good. And I would always go to the first one because just when I'd be on the highway, I'd be thinking about, man, I want, I need some coffee. You need to get to Dunkin' Donuts. And I would always go to that first one. And they fuck everything up and they're terrible and they're the fucking worst. And I ordered like a medium black hot coffee. And they gave me a French

2:39.4

vanilla with cream and like 45 sugars. And for a little while after that, I just started

2:45.5

ordering French vanilla with cream and 45 sugars because that is fucking delicious.

2:49.9

Interesting. Interesting.

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