Hello, everybody, and welcome back to another episode here at the Damage Report. Still with

that old busted intro that I keep saying I'm going to replace, but clearly I'm not going

to. But we do have something to look forward to. And that is Jason Carter. Jason, how's it going?

John, first, I'm glad to be back. Secondly, for all the dragons out there, I am in the midst of a

Florida summer with no air conditioning in my new home and every door in my house is open and I

am spitsing out of control. But I'm good. Other than that, I'm great job. Glad to be back at all.

Introducing my newest coffee addiction, Kirkland cold brew coffee, no calories, no sugar,

completely boring. And it's supposed to be allegedly reportedly. There are claims that this is

healthy or for you. So I'm here for it. We're giving it a whirl. But this may be the last time I

make an appearance on the Damage Report. So save it now. So you're enjoying that more than like

the monster in the morning. Well, yeah, I had to give up the monster because I was reading that it

makes certain things not work anymore. And I'm not trying to adventure down that lane anytime soon.

So I had to, you know, so John, look. I need to Google. I need to Google. Anyway, I thought it

just gave you a heart attack, but now it's gotten serious. Anyway, well, we're glad to have you here

in the Florida heat glow. All he's doing is glowing more. So that's cool. Meanwhile, I'm kind of

cold and I look sweatier than he does. So that's well anyway. John, look, I would take you looking

sweatier and having incredible lighting, the me being forced to be in front of a door hoping for

the clouds to part to illuminate all of my melanin. So the struggle is real.

I like to lighting. Shut up. Your lighting looks great. Anyway, thank you everybody for being here

for our talk. If you are new to the show, it's 90 minutes every weekday about energy drinks

and perspiration. It's kind of popular. Weirdly, we thought it would be niche. But anyway,

we got a lot of news for you. We're going to be diving into the beginning of the testimony

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