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🗓️ 28 March 2023
⏱️ 23 minutes
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0:00.0 | Please have a seat, everybody. |
0:02.0 | Thank you so much. |
0:03.0 | Welcome, one and all, down here, up there, out there. |
0:06.0 | Welcome to the late Joe. |
0:07.0 | I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
0:09.0 | Woo! |
0:10.0 | It is. |
0:11.0 | What is that? |
0:12.0 | March what? |
0:13.0 | What is this? |
0:14.0 | It's a March 24, something like that? |
0:16.0 | 27th. |
0:17.0 | March 27th. |
0:18.0 | Something like that. |
0:19.0 | Got to get a new calendar. |
0:21.0 | It's our first show back from Spring Break. |
0:23.0 | What did I miss? |
0:24.0 | Did anyone get indicted? |
0:26.0 | Did... |
0:27.0 | Did anyone go anywhere fun? |
0:29.0 | Like... |
0:30.0 | Jail? |
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