Hugging A Barnacle

The Friend Zone

Comedy

4.8 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

This week on #TheFriendZone, it's a shoot the sh*t episode. No Hot Button. No segments. Just whatever wants to come up. Brace yourself.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Friends Zone.
0:03.4	Every time I'm in the zone.
0:06.0	I'm Francesco, also known as Kay Friend Hey.
0:09.0	My name is Asante.
0:10.9	This is the Friends Zone.
0:13.3	This is how I'm in the zone.
0:17.3	You're dirty.
0:20.1	Everybody was right about you.
0:21.8	You're a piece of shit.
0:23.2	I see you.
0:24.2	I want you to know that.
0:24.9	That's right.
0:27.6	And I'm aiming.
0:28.6	This arrow got a name on it.
0:30.2	Two names.
0:30.9	First and last, actually.
0:33.3	Before I tell you who, I'll tell you why.
0:36.4	Right now there's a huge discourse online going on about the America's Next Top Model documentary on Netflix.
0:43.0	Oh, I just watched some of it.
0:45.7	Baby, three-part series, Asante.
0:49.1	I'm so glad that you guys watched.
0:51.7	Two episodes in.
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