Hello, you scottery bin gamelets.

We are 11 weeks at number 1 on the podcast charts, which I am absolutely astounded by

at this stage.

And it's all thanks to you, liking and subscribing and leaving reviews.

Please continue to do so.

This week I'm a little bit under the weather.

I don't know if you can hear it in my voice, but I've got swollen glands.

I've got a swollen throat and a little bit of a fever.

And I've been gargling salty water and taken paracetamol and shit for that.

But as a result of this, I won't be doing a big lung podcast that I intended to do.

What I'm going to do instead is give you a big lung short story from my book The Gospel

Accommodation.

I wasn't going to give any more of these stories because I'm working on an audiobook.

But what can I do?

I'm not going to give you no podcast this week because I've got a shitty sore throat.

That wouldn't be fair on the air at all.

One weird thing though about being under the weather is this little sore throat that I

have now.

I know it's going to be gone tomorrow.

I've got a bit of a fever, I've got whatever.

But I know I'm going to have my vitamin C do that.

And then when I get up in the morning, I'm going to go for a very gentle jug.

...