Huge Announcement With Deion Sanders, B1G Cancels Football, Hard Knocks, & Dungeons And Dragons
Pardon My Take
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 82.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2020
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
The B1G and Pac 12 have cancelled their football seasons and it equals pain (3:02 - 9:23). Hard Knocks episode 1 was just a long coronavirus commercial (9:23 - 17:30). Hot Seat/Cool Throne with Kyle Kuzma, Steve Spurrier and Billy Football vs Jake (17:30 - 34:46). Deion Sanders joins the show to announce his signing with Barstool, the podcast he's going to do, and whether or not he would lock down Michael Thomas (34:46 - 55:09). Timm Woods joins us in studio to continue our Dungeons and Dragons game and we had a MAJOR plot twist (55:09 - 100:06).
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| 0:00.0 | Hey part in my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part in my take, a huge, huge, huge announcement. You probably saw it in the title of this episode. Deon Sanders is our colleague. Yes. Deon Sanders works with us. Hollow of Famer Deon Sanders works with Barstool Sports. Are we his boss? I don't think so. I might say that he's my boss right now, but please don't tell Deon that I said that. He's not my employee, but we are co-workers with Deon Sanders. Yes. I don't know if this probably momentarily, like him being like, oh, I'm co-workers |
| 0:47.3 | with these guys. |
| 0:48.9 | That's got to hurt a little bit. Yo, if you look at us and he's like, what? These guys, but I think it's going to be a great fucking fit. And we have him on the show. We're going to talk to him. We're going to talk about everything he's going to do. He's electric electric electric. |
| 1:01.6 | He's also gonna be on the show every Sunday night |
| 1:03.8 | in the fall for 20 minutes, 21 minutes. |
| 1:06.4 | Decided it's gonna be awesome. |
| 1:08.4 | So get ready for that We have our greatest dungeon in dragons ever. It was awesome because Tim Woods came into the studio Yes, so the first time we had Tim on was during Barstall Gold when we were at the old office He's been doing this all via zoom via Skype. He came in. It was amazing. Plot twist coming your way. Yes. Huge, huge. I have, I chills during this episode of Dungeons & Dragons. We have the cancellation of Big Ten and Pack 12, College Football on the ropes, and Hard Knocks. Oh, and Hotsey Cool Throne. Packed, packed show for you all brought to you by our friends at Cash App. Department take is always brought to you by the Cash App. We are in the Cash App Studios. |
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| 2:33.8 | Let's go Now in the street they rip violence and then I laugh and stop the crap you've done No paper, hand, I don't wash it and then I can't live all under sun Oh no, we're gonna rock it down to electric high value And then we're taking higher Oh, we've got a rock and a round two |
| 3:09.0 | E-Land Trick It's part of my 10 presented by bar school sports. Welcome to part of my take presented by the cash app. Go download it right now, use code bar so you get $10 for free, $10 to the ASPCA. Today is Wednesday, August 12th. I'm sad, okay? I'm gonna paint a picture. I'm just gonna paint a picture for you, okay? You wake up, it's late October. You go outside, you're walking the dog, you take that big deep breath in, burn your lungs a little bit. Come on, they can't. It's beautiful fall day, that brisk air. Come on. You go grab a coffee, you sit down on your couch, you look at the entire board, you plot out all 25 bets you're going to make on a college football Saturday. You turn on the TV. It's Northwestern and Purdue. They just started the game. They've punted six times in the first four minutes. And you're saying to yourself, we're going to have a day, we're going to have a day flash forward. It's 3 30. It's 2 30 central time. You're going to watch your team. You're going to watch the badgers kick the shit out of Iowa 10 to 6. It's gonna be great. And then around, I don't know, six o'clock maybe go back outside for a little fresh breath there, right? If the sun is setting, that little burnt smell of wood in the air. You know what I'm talking about? It smells like a yeast. It smells like a yeast yourself right now. You say to yourself, oh man, when I go back inside tonight, imagine dragons is going to |
| 4:48.3 | hit. |
| 4:49.3 | And I'm going to watch Ohio state Michigan state. And I'm going to sit there and I'm just going to soak it all in. My battery's been on 10% all day chasing a charge. My eyes feel like they're going to bleed, but I am in absolute football, Nirvana and all that's gone. Don't write all that. Why did you just did? I'm hurt. You just wrote like a penthouse forum letter to yourself about your perfect Saturday. And now you've just taken a valicelibacy. It hurts. I know. We're all feeling pain. I am not looking forward to waking up naturally on a Saturday instead of setting my alarm to wake up at the crack of college game day I'm not look I'm We're super much. Where's Beth Moan's gonna do what she gonna do? I want to hear her You know what they should do I want to hear her free idea for the NFL if there's no college football on Saturday try Try try to replace. I know you can't replace it try to do your best by just scheduling the game that |
| 5:45.0 | has the lowest point total over under to be the 11 a.m. game. Have it be like Broncos red skins. Perfect. A 11 a.m. Beth can call that and then have the game that's supposed to be like the highest number of points and turnovers take place at like midnight. So it's the it's the Hawaii replace. So the big tennis canceled the pack 12 was canceled. college football is officially on the ropes |
| 6:07.6 | the swing state |
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