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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2024

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Originally Aired March 22, 2024: The gambling police. Dad Fights 163: Sets Of Four Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Office Goggles.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	90, 93.
0:24.0	Earth.
0:25.0	But first, let's check the death count from the killer storm.
0:29.0	Well, can't as of now the death count is zero.
0:32.0	Oh my god damn you, Snow!
0:35.0	Hello, I'm Mr. Plow.
0:37.0	Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snow blowers?
0:41.0	And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?
0:44.0	Uh-huh.
0:45.0	You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?
0:48.0	Shut up, boy.
0:49.0	So remember, call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow.
0:54.0	Ladies and gentlemen.
0:55.0	Damn you, snow.
0:58.0	The weekend.
0:59.0	Music has been taken out of this portion of the Half-ass Morning Show podcast for licensing reasons.
1:04.4	I hear you. Welcome to the Friday edition of the 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
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