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HTDE: The Breakfast Rule

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

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4.637.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

This week: How the Wait, Wait team decides what jokes are too inappropriate for the airwaves. Plus Mike and Ian help a caller with a personal grammar problem.

Featuring author Keith Houston.

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How To Do Everything is hosted by Mike Danforth and Ian Chillag. It is produced by Schuyler Swenson. Technical direction from Lorna White.

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0:00.0

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0:05.4

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0:11.1

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0:14.9

We want to share a little behind-the-scenes thing from our other jobs producing, wait don't tell me it's something called

0:22.4

the breakfast rule here to talk about this with us our host peter sagle who you all know and lorna

0:28.9

white who is our technical director hi this is very exciting to be on the air with lorna this rarely

0:34.9

no this never happened this happened, unless it's a

0:39.6

mistake. Oh, well, there you go. This isn't a mistake, but it could have been. It could turn into one.

0:44.4

Yeah. Could turn into a mistake. Very quickly. Lorna, I should say, is with us because when it comes

0:49.7

to avoiding mistakes that might get the show canceled, Mike thinks of Lorna as the last line of

0:57.4

defense. It's true. If you're comfortable with that description. I'm comfortable with being the mom

1:02.9

of the show. I'm not comfortable with it because I don't know what it means. What is, what is

1:07.3

Lorna defending us from? If there's ever anything that is on the line, and we're still uncertain about whether or not it's going to offend the audience,

1:17.4

Lorna is often one of the last, if not the last person to hear the show before it goes out.

1:23.4

So if her radar goes off, then we know we have to address it.

1:27.6

So in that way, she is the last line of defense.

1:30.7

So we have this rule, called the breakfast rule, which is how we decide whether or not something

1:36.1

is too gross to go in the air.

1:38.4

If you were eating breakfast while listening to whatever story, how grossed out would you be?

1:46.5

Recently, there was a question on the show that made the show, but there was a part,

1:51.9

I was editing this, and there was a part that happened at the end that I found to be the

1:56.5

funniest part, but it also felt like, I don't know if we can put this on the radio.

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