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Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

HTDE: Burritos and Handshakes

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

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Other Games, Leisure, Comedy

4.637.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Ian and Mike help a caller solve a handshake issue. Plus, how to mourn the loss of a favorite dish.


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0:00.0

Hey guys, it's Peter once again in your wait, wait, wait feed.

0:04.2

I am so pleased to present to you another episode of how to do everything by wait,

0:08.7

wait, wait producers, Ian and Mike.

0:11.7

Now, remember, you can only get these episodes of how to do everything in our feed for a

0:16.2

short while.

0:16.8

So if you love the kind of mysteries that Mike and Ian are revealing, make sure you subscribe to how to do everything at their own feed.

0:24.7

Thanks.

0:26.0

Andrea is an athletic trainer.

0:29.1

She wrote into us with a technique for stopping a nosebleed, something we'd never heard of.

0:35.4

Andrea, what's going on here?

0:36.6

So there's this trend in athletic

0:38.2

training called the heel thump for stopping nosebleeds. And basically you figure out which

0:44.0

nostril the patient is bleeding from and then either have them lay down and like whack the bottom of

0:49.3

the opposite heel with your hand or you have them stand up and you have them stomp on that opposite heel on the ground.

0:55.6

I don't know how it works.

0:57.9

Some athletic trainers really swear by it.

0:59.9

And I've actually tried it once or twice.

1:01.3

It works about 50, 60% of the time for me.

1:04.0

Some people, like I said, swear by it.

1:05.9

But nobody really knows like how it works.

1:08.4

You said it's called the heel thump.

1:10.2

Yeah.

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