This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along. Monday the 27th of March, woman has baby.

Nation rejoices, and the good news is, yeah, that they're not going to sell any pictures of him.

Yeah, thank God for that. Well, it would be a little bit pathetic, wouldn't it, really?

He's not for sale. Not at the moment he's not for sale, but I reckon in the future. Maybe

something else there. It's very exciting that Cheryl has finally had babby. Because let's face it,

she must be at the oldest person in Newcastle, do you ever ever, Babby? Because they're generally popping them out at about 17, aren't they?

And so she's fairly late at 33.

But the good news is that because it's all new, having Babi,

her mother's coming in to help her out with it.

Fantastic.

Children everywhere, inside Cheryl and Leanne Payne's first Mother's Day weekend,

as thrilled families and the girls allowed singers.

Do you think that Sarah Harding was there?

I don't think so. I don't think so. Who was there? Well, we don't know. They just say excitable girls allowed singers.

Perhaps they haven't seen a baby before. Perhaps they were surprised that it was Cheryl.

Perhaps Cheryl herself didn't know what a baby looked like.

So here we go. Love You So Much. It's so plastic, isn't it really? And this is Nicola Roberts, congratulating Cheryl. They all have to do it publicly.

And Liam's bandmates continued to stay quiet. He's done what? He's got Cheryl pregnant.

You're joking!

No, seriously.

Wow!

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