Hello, besties. Let's wind down the week with ice breakers, current events, and hot gossip.

Everyone has a stool reserved at our bar table.

Cheers, bitches.

Happy Friday, besties. Well, happy Friday besties.

Well, happy Friday except to, okay, who's pissed us off this week?

Well, I can tell you YouTube music in Austin, Texas that just did a giant layoff.

They're my big fuck you today.

What they do?

Oh, do tell. Do tell. Well,

it's funny because we actually got tagged quite a few times, HR besties, on TikTok,

but there was a viral TikTok of them laying off the office. Like literally, you can't see who

it is, but you can tell there's probably some

HR, some executives in the YouTube Music, Austin, Texas office. And they're just saying,

hey, by the way, you're getting laid off. And then some girl goes, which I love her for.

She's like, when can we leave? Because that would so be me. I love her for it. And they're like,

you can leave after this meeting.

No, no, no, no, no.

Have the meeting first, dumbasses and then say, like, X, Y, and Z, and then let them go. Like, I don't blame her for piping up. So they're getting the big old goodbye from me. And that's so cringy, though, too, of that boss or whoever was talking and saying, well, you can leave after this meeting.

No, I know. goodbye from me. And that's so cringy, though, too, of that boss or whoever was talking, saying,

well, you can leave after this meeting. No, I know. I can leave and you can leave whenever the hell you want to leave. This isn't like indentured servitude or something. It's cringe.

To say that you can leave after I fire you. Like, what? What? You just told me I was laid off

three minutes before. Once lawyer, Ashley, me, had to work on a case that included a false imprisonment claim about a workplace question. And I was like, if you're spending the amount of money for me to research these things, don't do that. Just be like, you know what, just go. Yeah. No one wants to sit through that. Just word to to the wise. Oh my gosh. That's funny. That is so cringy. Oh, yeah. I think who's on my shit list? Probably that, what is it, that CEO that said eat more cereal. Oh, God. Mr. Keller. Like, yeah, Mr. Killar. I love cereal for dinner, but I don't, I don't need you to tell me my depression meal, like eat more of that. Oh, Mr. Kellogg. I love cereal for dinner, but I don't need you to tell me my depression meal, like, eat more of that. Oh, exactly. Well, what's funny is, is that that week, I think that was last week when that came out, I was eating cereal every night. So I don't know, like he and I were on the same wavelength or something. I know. It's like a voyeur. But who doesn't let breakfast for dinner? That's like my favorite go-to meal, like when I don't feel like cooking for the kids, like get some cereal because they can fix their own. They're old enough now. Like, go, go make some cereal. But have you seen the TikToks, like, of people in the grocery store going up to the frozen case and having

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