The men's room presents Profile This.

And Stephen Throw Hook, it's the police, everyone.

Our profile this is playing.

Sure can, Miles.

It's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something to happen right here on planet Earth.

Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth.

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people and the decisions that people make,

will ask you what it is you think makes the story a story. Hello, Sammy. Welcome to the men's room.

Hola, Michelle Love! All right, Sammy, you understand how this year game is played?

I think so.

Well, fantastic.

You have your choice of one of three categories today.

We offer you, bite me.

In other words, what did someone find in their food?

Licensed to spill, where you guess the substance responsible for creating the mess.

And finally today, seriously, where you guess the petty conflict that led to violence?

Let's see license to spill.

All right, we go over across the pond to the Isle of Wight,

or a crash involving an overturned tractor trailer,

carrying 20 tons of product.

The vehicle, basically, it slammed into an on-duty sheriff's deputy, and slammed into a truck

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