The men's room presents Profile This.

And Stephen Thrill Hillocks, please, everyone, out Profile This is played.

Oh, I sure can, Miles.

It's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something that happened right here on planet Earth.

Earth, Earth, Earth!

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people and the decisions that people make, we'll ask you what it is you think makes the story a story. Hello, Roberto. Welcome to the men's room. Ola! Ola! Hello! The juggler, how's it going? Doing great, ma'am. All right, Roberto, you understand how this year game was played, yeah?

Yes, sir.

Fantastic.

You have a choice of one of three stories today.

We offer you the wonderful world of drugs.

We have interior decorating, where you guess the foreign object that ended up on the inside of someone.

And finally, today, license to spill, where you got to see substance responsible for creating the mess.

Licensed to spill.

We head to the fine state of New Jersey, where authorities had to implement a brief highway closure along a stretch of I-80 late Monday over what just might be an unprecedented concern.

Bags of cargo recovering the highway.

Now, officials say they got a call about a two-tractor trailer collision in Warren County around 10 p.m.

According to the investigation, a westbound tractor trailer carrying a full load of cargo,

rear-ended a parked tractor trailer near the two-mile marker, tearing open both both box trailers and spilling cargo everywhere.

But people only cared about the cargo of one truck.

In fact, the story doesn't even mention what the other truck was carrying, in spite of it,

losing its cargo to the road as well.

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