The men's room presents Profile This.

As Stephen Throw Hooks, it completes everyone, our Profile This is played.

Oh, I sure can, Miles.

It's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something to happen right here on planet Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth.

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people and the decisions that people make,

who will ask you what it is you think makes the story a story.

Hello, Trevor. Welcome to the men's room.

Ligger and whores.

Ligger and hoars.

All right, Trevor, you understand all this year, game is played.

Yes, sir.

Fantastic.

You have your choice today of one of three categories.

Today, we offer you interior decorating,

where you guess the foreign object that ended up on the inside of someone,

hit me with your best shot,

where you guess the unconventional object that someone chose to use as a weapon,

and finally, license to spill,

where you guess the substance responsible for creating the mess.

Let's do some decorating.

All right.

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