The men's room presents

Profile This.

And Stephen Thrill Hill can.

Please, everyone, on Profile This is played.

A short kid, Miles, it's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something that happened right here on planet Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth.

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people and the decisions that people make,

we'll ask you what it is you think makes the story a story.

Hello, Dave. Welcome to the men's room.

Hola, bitches. Liquor and hoars.

Liquor and hoars.

All right, Dave, you understand how this year game is played.

I do a quick prediction. Cal Rale's going to be the All-Star MVP.

Alright, I'm down for it.

Okay. All right.

All right, Dave. Today, you have your choice of one of three categories.

We offer you interior decorating, where you guess the foreign object that ended up on the inside of someone.

Hit me with your best shot, where you guess the unconventional object ended up on the inside of someone, hit me with your best shot,

where you guess the unconventional object that someone used as a weapon.

And finally today, animalize this,

where you guess the animal responsible for causing the problem.

Let's go and hit me with your best shot.

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