The men's room presents

Profile This

And see my thrill, hello, to police, everyone, on Profile This is played.

Sure can, Miles. It's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something to happen right here on planet Earth.

Earth! Earth! Earth!

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people and the decisions that people make, we'll ask you what it is you think makes the story a story.

Hello, Bruce. Welcome to the men's room.

Hola!

Ola!

All right, Bruce, you understand how this here game is played.

Yes, sir.

All right, well, today you have your choice of one of three categories

and today we offer you animalize this

where you guess the animal responsible for causing the problem

license to spill

where you guess the substance responsible

for creating the mess and finally

seriously where you guess the petty conflict that led to violence?

Well, yeah, we'll do the last one, the petty conflict thing.

I'm as mad as hell.

I'm not going to take this anymore.

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