The men's room presents Profile This.

This is played.

Sure, K and Miles, it's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something that happened right here on planet Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth!

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people

and the decisions that people make,

will ask you what it is you think makes the story a story.

Hello, Solomon.

Welcome to the men's room.

Hey, guys, how's it going?

Ola!

All right, Solomon, you understand how this year game is played?

I'm sitting down driving.

Okay, fantastic.

You have your choice of one of three stories today, broken into three categories.

Today, we offer you interior decorating, where you guess the foreign object that ended up on the inside of someone,

animalized this, where you

guess the animal responsible for causing the problem. And finally today, license to spill,

where you guess the substance responsible for creating the mess.

I'm going for in the booty.

Ah?

The booty.

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