The men's room presents

Profile This.

And Stephen Thrill Hill, could you please

everyone on Profile This is played.

As short, GANN Miles, it's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story,

something that happened right here.

I'm playing at Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth!

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people and the decisions that people make, we'll ask you what it is you think makes the story a story. Now, our caller has since dropped down. So I'm going to put you three gentlemen against each other, but you don't have a choice of category. I'm going to go with the interior decorating, only because I know. No, this has not been in the news or anything like that, so there's no way any of you will possibly know. It will strictly be guessing. All right. And as we've done a couple times this year, re-referenced defector.com, because they posted a list of the funniest slash strangers, slash weirdest, slash creepiest things that people here in the United States placed into and got stuck up in their rectums.

Why? Because we just can't help ourselves.

So this is just last year alone, right?

Just the year of 2025.

They put out their list at the beginning of this year.

So I'm going to give you four items.

You tell me which one someone did not shove up their backside.

Keep in mind.

That means three of these things were inserted into the no-go zone.

So which one was not extracted from someone's anus in 2025 here in the United States?

Was it a nose hair trimmer?

Was it a Tidepod?

Was it a G.I. Joe?

Or was it uncooked pasta?

So nose hair tremor, Tidepod, G.I. Joe or uncooked pasta.

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