The men's room presents Profile This.

And Stephen Thrill Helkins and Police, everyone, on Profile This is Played.

I sure can, Miles. It's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something that happened right here on planet Earth.

Earth! Earth! Earth!

Earth!

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people and the decisions that people make, we'll ask you what it is you think makes the story a story. Hello, Trevor. Welcome to the men's room. Hello, how you doing all? Ola! All right, Trevor, you understand, on this year, game is played. I sure do. Fantastic.

Today, you have your choice of one of three categories.

Today, we offer you interior decorating, where you guess the foreign object that ended up on the inside of someone.

Animalize this, where you guess the animal responsible for causing a problem.

And finally, today, license to spill, where you guess the substance responsible for creating the problem. And finally today, license to spill,

where he gets the substance

responsible for creating the mess.

You're going to have to go up the interior decorating.

And as the song says,

we are dealing with the butt.

Now, my first question is, I just want to know where this man was stabbed because why a nurse was even looking in that area, I will not know.

However, 43-year-old Michael O'Neill, he showed up in a hospital in St. Petersburg, Florida with a stab wound last month, and he needed

emergency surgery. Cops have not released a lot of details. No one knows who stabbed him. No one

knows why he was stabbed. He simply was stabbed. Now, while he was in surgery, a nurse found

a little something, something in his rectum. Now, they took Michael to jail once he did recover, and he's facing charges.

Now, the question is, what did he have in his rectum in the hospital that the police said, yeah, we need to arrest your ass on the back side of this.

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