The men's room presents Profile This.

And Stephen Throw Hooks, you please, everyone.

Our profile this is played.

A shark hand, Miles.

It's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something that happened right here.

On planet Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth.

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people and the decisions that people make, we'll ask you what it is you think makes the story a story. Hello, Dave. Welcome to the menjroom. Liquor and whores. Liquor and whores. All right, Dave, you understand that this year game is played. Yes, I do.

Fantastic. You have your choice of one of three categories today.

We have the wonderful world of drugs.

We have interior decorating, where you guess the foreign object that ended up on the inside of someone.

And finally today, animalized this, where you guess the animal responsible for causing the problem.

Let's do some drugs.

All right, we go to Florida, believe it or not.

We're a man celebrating his 18th birthday.

He was arrested last week after he got high, stole cigarettes from a 7-Eleven, and tried to flee deputies.

And a Facebook post, the Polk County Sheriff's Officer, said that when Tyler Voissard,

he entered a 7-Eleven high on drugs, stole two packs of smokes from behind the counter.

When deputies arrived, he was standing in front of the gas station.

As they approached him, Tyler said, quote, I'm God, and I'm leaving here in two seconds.

Then he took off running, as God is known to do after stealing cigarettes that's in the Bible.

He's very fast.

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