The men's room presents Profile This.

And Stephen Throhilder, please tell everyone how Profile This is played.

Oh, I sure can, Miles.

It's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something to happen right here on planet Earth.

Earth, Earth, Earth.

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people and the decisions that people make,

we'll ask you what it is you think makes the story a story.

Hello, Spencer, welcome to the men's room.

What's up?

Ola!

All right, Spencer, you understand how this year game is played?

I do.

Fantastic. You have a choice of one of three stories today.

We offer you the wonderful world of drugs.

We have interior decorating, where you got the foreign object that ended up on the inside of someone.

And finally, today, license to spill, where he gets the substance responsible for creating the mess.

Give me the drugs.

All right.

We go to Mon and Ted's home state of Maryland.

For a man high on drugs, he was charged with assaulting multiple women at a target.

Frank Pratt, he's charged with attempted robbery, second degree assault, disorderly conduct, and drug possession after the incident.

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