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The men's room presents Profile This. And Steve a throw-hook. Could you please serve everyone out? Profile This is playing.

I sure can, Miles. It's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something that happened right here on planet Earth, Earth, Earth!

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people and the decisions that people make, will ask you what it is you think makes the story a story.

Hello, Brad. Welcome to the men's room.

Oh, nah, Brad. All right, Brad, you understand how this here game is played?

Yes, I do. Fantastic. You have your choice of one of three stories today.

We offer you the wonderful world of drugs.

We offer you, bite me.

In other words, what did someone find in their food?

And finally today, animalize this, where you guessed the animal responsible for causing the problem.

Let's do animaize.

All right.

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