HR 4: Crazy Ballpark Foods
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
Audacy
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Profile This. |
| 0:02.2 | And Stephen Thrill Hillke, please serve everyone on Profile This is played. |
| 0:05.4 | Oh, it's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story. |
| 0:10.0 | Something that happened right here on planet Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth. |
| 0:15.8 | And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people and the decisions that people make, we'll ask you what it is you think makes the story a story. Based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people and the decisions that people make, we'll ask you |
| 0:22.6 | what it is you think makes the story a story. |
| 0:25.3 | Guess who it is, Ted? |
| 0:26.7 | James! James! Welcome to the men's |
| 0:28.8 | room. |
| 0:31.1 | Hello, James. |
| 0:34.4 | I'm telling him nobody's there. |
| 0:37.0 | He's dead. Hang on. |
| 0:38.8 | His phone on mute? |
| 0:40.3 | Are you muting us, James? |
| 0:43.1 | Ah, crap. |
| 0:43.8 | It didn't sound anything along the line. |
| 0:45.1 | Nope. |
| 0:45.7 | Okay, James is not there, but good guests, Jesus Christ. |
| 0:48.6 | All right, well, you gentlemen, have your choice of one of three categories. |
| 0:53.2 | We have Bite Me. |
| 0:54.7 | In other words, what did someone find in their food? |
| 0:57.6 | We have interior decorating, where you got see foreign object that ended up on the inside of someone. |
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