The men's room presents

Profile This

And see me throw hooked

Please everyone out, Profile This is played

A short hand Miles, it's a simple game

Where we share with you a real life news story

Something that happened right here

On planet Earth

Earth Earth Earth

And as you listen to the story

Based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people And the decisions that people make, will ask you what it is you think makes the story a story. Hello, Kyle. Welcome to the men's room. Ola, bitch, Ola. All right, Kyle, you understand how this year game is played? I do. I do. The Hawks. That's what I'm waiting for you, Ted.

All right, today you have your choice of one of three stories.

Today we offer you interior decorating, where you guess the foreign objects that ended up on the inside of someone.

Hit me with your best shot, where you get the unconventional object someone used as a weapon.

And finally, today, license to spill, where you got the substance responsible for creating the mess.

I'm going to go, hit me with your best shot this time.

Hand me with your best shot.

Fire away.

Our demand is in jail, his victim in the hospital after a violent robbery.

Deputies arrested Todd Orvis after they caught him at the public's parking lot.

They were first alerted about a break-in at St. Mark Lutheran Church at around 1 o'clock in the morning.

Well, a K-9 unit that led investigators to the parking lot across the street where they

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