The men's room presents Profile This.

And Steve Mithrilho, could you please, everyone?

Our profile this is played.

Sure can, Miles.

It's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something that happened right here on planet Earth.

Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth.

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people

and the decisions that people make, we'll ask you what it is you think makes the story a story.

Hello, Dave. Welcome to the men's room.

Liquor and whores. Liquor and hoars. All right, Dave, you understand how this here game is played.

Yes, I do. Fantastic. Today, you have your choice of one of three stories,

and today we offer you, bite me.

In other words, what did someone find in their food?

Interior decorating,

where you got the foreign objects that ended up on the inside of someone.

And finally, today, license to spill,

where he gets the substance responsible for creating the mess.

We'll go with interior decorating.

All right, we go to China.

We're a man in Southeast China.

He had something stuck in his bladder after inserting

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