The men's room presents

Profile This.

And Stephen Throwhooks to police everyone on Profile This is played.

Oh, I sure can, Miles.

It's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something to happen right here.

I'm playing an Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth.

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people and the decisions that people make, we'll ask you what it is you think makes the story a story.

Hello, Brock. Welcome to the men's room.

Ol'a, bitty-a. All right, Brock, you understand how this year game is played?

Sure do. Fantastic. You have your choice today in one of three categories.

Today we offer you, hit me with your best shot, where you got the unconventional object

that someone chose to use as a weapon.

We have animalized this, where you got the animal responsible for causing the problem.

And finally today, seriously, where you got the petty conflict that led to violence.

Oh, I think I like the petty violence thing for this today.

Seriously, it is.

I'm as mad as hell. I'm not going to take this anymore.

All right, I believe we go to England for this one,

but a man who assaulted a staff member at a chicken shop,

after complaining about his order,

he's been sentenced to three years in prison.

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