artistic and exceeds that anything she puts her mind to.

So how about Coach Ted,

hyping her up about her marching band

and some turtle wax because she loves animals

and she'll enjoy it. Love guys from mom.

What instrument does you play?

She just marches.

She's the marches man.

I don't play nothing.

I loved my days in marching band, dude.

It was kind of fun.

I'll tell you what, everybody knows.

Coach loves one thing.

It's tailgating college football.

But college football is nothing without the marching bands.

Whether it's the best band in the land,

the million-dollar band down in LASU, theer band is the heart and soul of that whole thing going on there, all right? And a halftime show is great. Stop the eye. Gentlemen, today's my son, 8 and 17th birthday, I've been listening to you guys since he was born. In fact, you guys are the reason why his first word was Ola. He thinks you're awesome. And would absolutely love it if he could get a birthday shot. What do you have is that, bro? Your penis is too small. And maybe Coach Ted could give him some inspiring words to get him pumped up about its upcoming senior year. Aidan, love you so much. Lots of love that from Mom, Dad, the Gabe and Gideon of the group. Oh my God. What the fuck is that, bro? The penis is too school. All right, senior year. Well, Lodi, senior year of high school is pretty awesome. Yeah, prom and all that stuff, but also, you're going to get there. First half of the year, you're going to have to do some work. That second half of the year, go ahead and toss your cruise control cruise control get ready for graduation all guys are in an email because my soul mate has been one in a

birthday shoutout for the last four times and i've disappointed them so how about a birthday shout

out to uh to durden with the dirty germans talking about his awkward sex drive yeah the thing about

you i like your awkward sex drive in fact that, that is the thumbnail that I always click, awkward. Yeah, the awkward saying is that's his car, she's stuck in neutral. Yeah. Just drive. Bich is what I wish my son, J.C. A happy 29th trip around the big orange thing. How about a big old bong rip and throw on some dad jokes?

Thanks guys.

Longtime listeners up in Suk, British Columbia. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

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