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All right, here we go. Laura, why don't you start us off?

I definitely will. All right, guys, I found this funny clip on Twitter, and it's a guy talking about funny college football names for 2025.

Okay.

So it's about 47 seconds.

I want you guys to hear all the interesting names.

Okay.

Starting off hot, we got The Realist Clark coming out of Kent State, followed up by Isaiah Bullard Dick out of Charlotte.

Then we have Badger Harget out of LSU, Crush Showers coming out of Southern Utah. Deed Kapper in Wisconsin. Wing Green playing for Campbell. I'm going to butcher this one, but God's Power, Nuawi, out of Army. Then we have King Large coming out of SMU, which is an amazing name for an offensive lineman. He's going to be followed up by memorable factor coming out of Duke. Then we have one of the all-time grades. He's been on this list a couple of times. Dudeperson, Central Arkansas. Then we have one of my personal favorites on this entire list, Nitro Tuggle, coming out of Purdue. Then we have this one, which I can't believe is real, Gideon ESPN Lampron out of Bowling Green.

Then we have Pig Cage coming out of Louisiana Tech,

Hollywood Smothers at NC State,

and Tommy Running Rabbit out of Montana.

Tommy Running Rabbit.

Running Rabbit, okay.

It's got to be a wide receiver, right?

I honestly thought these were fake names, and they're not.

So that guy at Bowling Green, his middle name is really ESPN? There are kids that's her first name. Really? Yeah. Yeah, Espin. Espin. Espy. Okay, so my question here, first of all, I want to play the audio joke because the names are funny. Yep. If you guys could name your child, yes, E, E.S, pretend that you have one. And he's going to be a football player? No. Yep. If you guys could name your child, yes, he says, pretend that you have one.

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