99.9.9 KISW. We return to the men's room with miles and thrill.

Your guest is as good as mine on the way the categories today include natural disasters and the cost of groceries.

But first time for a few emails from the men's room at KISW.com.

You've got mail.

You've got mail. You've got that.

One other question about water guys.

Me and some friends were playing water poker.

Basically, you bet with the sips of water.

Now, most of us weren't using water, except for my girlfriend, who was the designated driver

for me and a couple of others in the group.

Now, she sucks at poker, so she had to drink a lot of water.

On the drive home, she had to pull over to puke. And of course, one of the city's finest,

pulled up behind us, and we had to convince the officer. The person was puking, that's the

sober one, the designated driver, the one that was driving. I swear, officer, I just drank

too much water. Probably the first

time a cop has ever heard that one.

And also, guys, took my 40th third trip around the big

giant ball of burning gas in the sky

this weekend. Oh.

Yeah, Rick, we don't do that.

You know why? Rick. You know why? Because once we opened up

that can of works, years ago, people were like,

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