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Take it away.

Emily.

All right.

So a Mariners fan, a Seattle Mariners fan, Stephen Blackburn, was so fed up with the

Mariners that he decides to pay $15.99 to an Etsy witch to help the Seattle Mariners get back on track. His post is

leading with curse words, so I will not repeat his post. But since then, he bought on September

5th. Since then, they have won nine games in a row. And even Seattle Mariners are now acknowledging

it. They posted shout out to the Etsy witch after one of their wins over the Braves. But here are the nine games they played, the teams they played. They played the Braves twice. They played the Cardinals three times and they played the Angels four times. It helps if that's your schedule. I was going to say, is this doing with the Etsy Witch or because they're playing bad teams? No, it's all the Etsy witch. You think it's the Etsy witch? Yes, I'm team Etsy witch. Now, Etsy. Matter of fact, you should buy an Etsy witch and curse the Eagles before it's too late. Yes, you can do it. There are Etsy witches. Oh, yeah. 1599. You can pay an Etsy. You can ask them to kind of... Send a curse. Like a voodoo doll. Yes. And then with that, she'll send a confirmation. I'm assuming it's a she, not a wizard. Yes. And she'll send a confirmation and saying, hey, just did that little hex. Here you go, and then you should expect it. Okay.

But the only issue is, it usually takes two to three weeks.

Two to three weeks.

Depending on the hex.

Oh, it could take two weeks to place a hex on somebody? So let's note in order to get results.

Okay.

I'm still going to try.

I'm still going to try.

That's interesting. I think you, so the team doesn't know about this. The team, the Seattle Manors, their social team, posted, said, shout out to the Etsy Witch. Okay. I say it has something to do with it. I think it absolutely does. Do you, I think it could be possible.

Anything can be motivating.

They have the U.S.

I am team at C. Witch.

Bring it on.

Fast track.

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