99.9 KISW. We return to the men's room with miles and thrill.

We believe we'll have Brent Smith coming up from Shindown, joining us at 430.

But first time for a few emails to the men's room at KISW.com.

You've got mail.

You've got mail.

And a couple from our question dealing with the stand guys.

I lived in a two-story apartment.

Had a very odd single guy living underneath us.

There was a point where his car hadn't been moved in over two weeks.

We started to get a foul odor.

So we called the apartments.

They called the cops and went in.

I figured he was dead, but turns out he took a vacation

and left the garbage full and rotting in half-empty food containers all over his home.

Probably payback for all the ragers my 20-year-old psychotic ass was having four nights in a row.

Here's a heads up. I did this once.

I was boiling chicken to make like chicken salad.

Right? So it's just chickens. Yeah. Whatever. And then I left to go on vacation. And same thing. Chicken. Right? Just the chicken was in the fring. Because I made the chicken salad. But I forgot to take the water off that stove. Ooh. Oh, God, it was awful.

It was the middle of summer. I was gone for like five days. They just walked in. I'm like, what is that? I don't know what it is about chickens, ma'am. Chickens and crabs. When they decompose, it is, I think that's some of the worst smell of stuff ever. Yeah, if I eat chicken wings at home, I feel like I have to take out the trash the next day. Just do. guys, I hit a concrete septic tank, reclaiming an abandoned mine site.

When it broke, it oozed a thick black sludge with a smell I can can describe. And I've smelled a lot of nasty things. Why? What's that? I don't know. It just seems a weird thing to put it in there. Like, I feel a lot of nasty. I go out of my way to smell it, man. I'm just saying, why?

Guys, my dog farts. He's a Boston Terrier. He can clear a room and burn your nose hairs. They are silent but deadly. My poor sister-in-law, her colostomy bag exploded. I've never experienced something so bad. The smell was thick. I swear I could taste it. That's so bad, man.

Guys, I've never experienced something so bad. The smell was thick. I swear I could taste it.

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